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		<title>The Situation With &#8220;The Situation&#8221; Is Fixed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 04:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you may know, last week, Abercrombie and Fitch clothing company has offered to pay Mike &#8220;The Situation&#8221; from the Jersey Shore TV show a fee to NOT wear their clothes!!  True or not, it&#8217;s BRILLIANT marketing, especially the fact that &#8220;Mike the Sit&#8221; now thinks he can sue Abercrombie and Fitch which makes even [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1281&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mini-Post, Gram and Pap Having Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 04:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Johnny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Katie&#8217;s grandpa died so she went to visit her 95-year-old grandma. Grandma tells her &#8220;He had a heart attack while we were making love Sunday morning.&#8221; Katie: &#8220;At your age sex sounds risky!&#8221; Grandma: &#8220;We figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would ring. It was just the right [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1277&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny and Kate + 8 ?</title>
		<link>http://iamlittlejohnny.com/2011/08/19/little-johnny-and-kate-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 04:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Johnny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so the Kate + 8 show has been cancelled.  Poor Kate is going to have to take all of that plastic surgery that turned her from average looking mom of eight kids to a plastic-filled model mom. Looks like she will have to use those fake boobs, lips and tucks to go back and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1262&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Top Party School Report For Little Johnny &#8211; DISTURBING!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 04:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As my son, &#8220;Little-er Johnny&#8221; who is ALSO now all-grown-up, gets ready to head off to his freshman year of college, reading the Top Party School Report is quite disturbing.  Will his $175 book be a learning tool or a forehead pillow as he&#8217;s passed out in class?  Will the food swipe card be how he replenished nutrients of his tired, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1247&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mini Post, The U.S. Debt Crisis</title>
		<link>http://iamlittlejohnny.com/2011/08/02/mini-post-the-u-s-debt-crisis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 04:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Johnny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the debt crisis is solved, does that mean we can go back to writing checks just because we still have checks left in our checkbook?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1244&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sentator Reid Will Get Boner &#8230;ahh, I meant Boehner!</title>
		<link>http://iamlittlejohnny.com/2011/07/29/sentator-reid-will-get-boner-ahh-i-meant-boehner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 04:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Johnny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the Little Johnny Blog&#8217;s birthday, 1-year-old! I was going to have TLC&#8217;s Buddy the Cake Boss &#8211; owner of Carlo&#8217;s Bakery and one of the most irritating, squeaky, whiney New York accents since Fran Drescher  &#8211; make our cake and have a huge party.  However, I was afraid that, in his research on cake [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1234&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Closed for Remodeling &#8211; Will Re-Open On Our Birthday</title>
		<link>http://iamlittlejohnny.com/2011/07/22/closed-for-remodeling-will-re-open-on-our-birthday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 04:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Johnny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next Friday, July 29th, we will be celebrating the 1 year Birthday of the Little Johnny (All Grown Up) Blog.  So, while I am taking the time to create something FABULOUS for next Friday, here is the ULTIMATE Little Johnny Rewind!  My very first post! Little Johnny and Bill Clinton, Click HERE!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1231&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mini Post, Toilet Dilemma</title>
		<link>http://iamlittlejohnny.com/2011/07/18/mini-post-toilet-dilemma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 04:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Johnny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my mind, the ultimate &#8220;toilet dilemma&#8221; is: You are on the toilet dumping yesterday&#8217;s Middle Eastern food with an incredibly stuffy nose.  Do you blow your nose and then smell yer own poo or do you hold off until after you have wiped your butt and flushed &#8211; thus blowing your nose with SOILED [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1228&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Longest Elevator Ride Ever</title>
		<link>http://iamlittlejohnny.com/2011/07/15/the-longest-elevator-ride-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 05:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Johnny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Little Johnny Gives The Teacher a Puppy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I had a nice breakfast with the boyz.  Unfortunately, breakfast has a tendency to flare up the ol&#8217; irritable bowel situation.  So there I was, 3o minutes after eating eggs, bacon and italian toast and the intestinal bubbling began.  I determined the closest APPROPRIATE public bathroom facility (cuz I just can&#8217;t go anywhere).  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1219&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mini Post, Casey Anthony Weiner</title>
		<link>http://iamlittlejohnny.com/2011/07/12/mini-post-casey-anthony-weiner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 04:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Johnny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Casey Anthony]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wouldn&#8217;t it be cool if Casey Anthony married Anthony Weiner????  Casey Anthony Weiner!!!!  (Yep, STILL a little bit of Little Johnny in me.)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamlittlejohnny.com&amp;blog=14921553&amp;post=1216&amp;subd=iamlittlejohnny&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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